Infants-Blood.info: Premium Bloodproducts Retailer Since 1583

The Infants-Blood.info story began in 1583, when our inspiration and honorary board member emeritus, Romanian noblewoman Elizabeth Bathory, made a startling discovery. Whilst reprimanding a truculent young serving maid, Elizabeth utilized a bread-knife to emphasize a point, and noticed that a spray of fresh virgin's blood remarkably improved the complexion, tone and overall appearance of her skin! Although without benefit of formal training in chemistry and biology, Elizabeth instinctively knew she was on to something big. Armed only with her keen spirit of scientific discovery, Elizabeth made groundbreaking strides in advancing mankind's knowledge of the fundamentals of blood theory. She would eventually become not only the inspiration behind Infants-Blood.info, but also a role model for young people everywhere. Elizabeth was a true pioneer, and not only in the sanguinary sciences.

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Why do virgins look so fresh and youthful? It's because their blood is uncorrupted by the harmful oxidization and impurities that accompany fornicatory sin. Elizabeth's genius was to extract the precious essence contained in a virgin's fresh, pure lifeblood. She retreated to her laboratory beneath the family castle, and within weeks, she had developed a skincare regimen providing unprecedented renewal, vitality and glow!

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Elizabeth's secret? Bathing in gallons of pure virgin's blood, poured fresh and piping hot into her porcelain bathtub every evening, to the accompaniment of soothing lute music and human vocalization from the guests in the nearby castle incarceration suite. Elizabeth's family and friends soon noticed the remarkable improvement in her complexion and her almost unnatural glowing good health! Always generous of spirit, Elizabeth shared her new knowledge with other noblewomen and men. The virgin's blood-bath craze had begun!

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Elizabeth would soon need her boundless energy for new challenges! Then, as now, virgins were in limited supply and demand for their precious blood soon outstripped resources. Elizabeth had peasant virgins imported from neighboring fiefdoms, but malnutrition and poor health meant that their blood was often not of top quality...a problem only exacerbated by the ingratitude of certain peasants who sometimes failed to appreciate Elizabeth's munificence in bestowing upon them the opportunity of blood production.

As famed blood historian Ladislaw Basarab IV, Professor of Exsanguinatory Sciences at Bob Jones University, notes, "In Elizabeth's time, as now, peasants often failed to see that the expenditure of their wonderful blood – be it in the bathtub to preserve our youth and beauty, or on the battlefield to preserve our fuel and freedom – is simply necessary for the continuance of our civilized way of life." As she mastered not only blood-blend formulation but also supply and demand challenges, Elizabeth's spunky, irreverent style, can-do attitude, and her no-nonsense, take-charge approach to quelling pesky peasant uprisings won her the notice of many; in fact, her approach to dealing with peasantry still inspires some of today's world leaders!

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Around this time, too, Elizabeth was met with yet another obstacle. Some of her virgins were not as committed to the blood-production program as their leader. Certain girls of low character and weak morals, Elizabeth learned to her disappointment, were actually no longer virgins! For a person of lesser vision than Elizabeth Bathory, this betrayal of the pure ideals she had held up to inspire the lesser folk might have proved a staggering setback. But not only did the indefatigable Elizabeth persevere, this adversity actually inspired yet a second revolutionary insight!

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If Virgin's Blood provides us such wonderful benefits, what can we salvage from a failed virgin? Infant's blood! It seems so simple, so obvious, so right to us now – but in the 16th century this idea was nothing short of revolutionary! For not all virgins are infants, but all infants are virgins; and while it is true infants provide us much less blood than a fully-grown virgin, how much more potent and delicious that blood is! And thus began production of what today is Infants-Blood.info's most popular product line! Truly, as Professor Basarab notes, "It is no exaggeration to say that Elizabeth Bathory is the Newton of the blood sciences!"

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Continuing in that rich tradition, Infants-Blood.info's mission is to produce infant's blood and virgin's blood with uncompromising standards and an emphasis on quality. Starting out as a small mail-order business, our reputation for quality and freshness attracted loyal clientele from across the globe! For many of our customers, ordering from us is a family tradition and they swear only our infant's and virgin's blood provides the quality they've come to rely upon!

We're proud of our heritage and now we want to bring that level of quality and service to new clients. With the advent of the World-Wide Web, we hope to reach a new generation of blood enthusiasts as well as providing convenient online ordering for our existing customers. We've been overwhelmed and gratified by the customer response so far, and we are continually striving to exceed your expectations and remain your one-stop supershop for Infant's Blood, Virgin's Blood, and more.

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If you have any additional questions about our company or our line of fine blood products or if you wish to place an order, please contact us at infantsblood@gmail.com. One of our trained Customer Care Specialists will respond to your inquiry within 24 hours.

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