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Infants-Blood.info Infants-Blood.info, Inc. and the creators and associates of this site hereby specifically and categorically deny any and all responsibility for damages, claims or other liabilities resulting from use of this site, information, or products. User agrees to indemnify and hold harmless Infants-Blood.info and all associate individuals and entities for any damage, liability or responsibility for all mental, physical, psychical and spiritual trauma and/or anguish that may result from use of this site. No guarantee, implied or explicit, is made as to the accuracy, safety or legality of the information provided or products depicted herein. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EXTRACT BLOOD ON YOUR OWN. OUR DONOR BABIES, DONOR VIRGINS, EXTRACTION TECHNOLOGISTS AND SUPPORT STAFF ARE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS. User results may vary. As with all blood products, use with caution, institute appropriate safety measures and handle with care. Product should not be used by children under the age of 18 without adult supervision. This product should not be used by adults over the age of 18 unless under the specific supervision of medical professionals. Misuse of product may result in nausea, blindness, infertility, gangrene, dry mouth, fatigue, or extreme gastrointestinal distress. Lactose intolerant users should exercise extreme caution. May aggravate vampiric tendencies. Consult your doctor before beginning any course of treatment involving infant's blood. Void where prohibited. Prices may be slightly higher in Canada. Not FDA certified. May stain clothing and/or skin. Blood mixtures may be volatile if combined or exposed to air. Gender and upper age limit of Virgin's Blood donors not guaranteed. Blondeness, temperament, cherubicity, and adorability quotient of "premium infant's blood" donors not guaranteed. Blood consumer proceeds at own risk. No guarantee of usability or merchantibility for any specific purpose is expressed or implied. Technical support not included. Infants-Blood.info, Inc. and its associates are not responsible for any errors or omissions, factual or otherwise. Supernatural intervention may alter results. High altitude users please decrease oven temperature by 50 degrees. May cause chemical reaction with other forms of blood. Keep away from pets and children younger than 10. Do not operate heavy machinery after using. May cause drowsiness. May cause extreme reaction in allergen-sensitive persons. May cause spontaneous outbreaks of lumpy, intensely itchy skin rashes. In case of adverse reaction, discontinue use and consult physician. Product not guaranteed to reduce appearance of age or improve complexion, especially in users over 140. Not intended for internal consumption in amounts above 2 mg. daily. Avoid prolonged contact with skin and mucous membranes. Use protective eyegear when handling. If eye contact occurs, flush with cold water and immediately contact physician. Alternate oxygen source is advisable when bathing in blood. Always ensure adequate ventilation. Have fire extinguisher on hand. Know your emergency exits and evacuation procedures. Do not use near open flame. Do not store near flammable substances. Do not make sudden movements near product as certain chemical configurations may be volatile. Keep away from firearms. Institute proper secure storage procedures. Do not use in microwave oven. Do not store above 68 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not allow to come into contact with water, moisture, other forms of blood, or biological material prone to cellular mutation. Insure valuables before commencing usage of blood products. Death and disability insurance strongly recommended. Ensure emergency contacts are up to date. Test batteries in smoke detector. Test batteries in carbon monoxide detector. Do not store near foodstuffs. Do not store indoors. Do not store in drafty area. Persons who are allergic or sensitive to the following ingredients should not use this product: blood, hemoglobins, milk, sodium, peanuts, walnuts, fructose, glucose, mucose, hydrogen, sodium laureth sulfate, alpha hydroxy tocepherol, wheat, meat, citric acid, chocolate, eggs, chocolate eggs including not limited to Cadbury(TM) brand eggs, dairy products, human fecal matter, rodent hairs, insect corpses, penicillin, antibiotics, blue-green algae, brown algae, plankton, blowfish, FD&C Red Number 6, FD&C Yellow Number 5, aspartame, saccharin, lanolin. Please write for full list. Persons who are sensitive to heat, cold, pain, or pungent odors should not use this product. Persons with diminished lung capacity should not use this product. Do not smoke near Infant's Blood or Virgin's Blood. This product should not be exposed to the following environments or substances: sunlight, excessive humidity, mildew, flourescent light, radiation, arid environments, heat, dust, pet dander, human dander, moonlight. Do not place within five feet of gas appliances. Do not bring product on airplane. Do not attempt to transport product. Do not tilt blood containment unit beyond 8.5 degrees. SanguiSeal(TM) packaging is not guaranteed to seal in sanguinary fluids. Do not shake. Do not attempt to heat, thaw, or freeze. Exercise extreme caution when performing inhalation or exhalation ("breathing") near product. Persons with any of the following conditions should consult a physician before using this product: diabetes, heart conditions, congenital internal organ deformities, congenital genital deformities, halitosis, dry flaky scalp, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, no blood pressure, high cholesterol, low cholesterol, no cholesterol, stuttering, sneezing, coughing, leprosy, gangrene, scurvy, untrimmed toenails, dirty hands, dirty minds, nasal congestion, fruit fly infestation, tapeworm, road rash, scabies, rabies, heterosexuality, homosexuality, bisexuality, bestiality, bulimia, depression, manic depression, obsessive compulsion, Tourette's Syndrome, undiagnosed medical conditions of any nature, amenorrhea, diarrhea, constipation, rashes, eyestrain, back pain, chest pain, numbness, fleas, ticks, other internal parasites, hydrophobia, agoraphobia, arachnophobia, phobia of blood, phobia of infants, phobia of virgins, phobia of plastic food-packaging cups, homophobia, heterophobia, xenophobia, the heebie-jeebies, the jitters, the skitters, the runs, the blues, the shivers, the beat, butterflies in the stomach, tears in the eyes, spring fever, senioritis, midlife crisis, the common cold, the flu, the measles, the mumps, rubella, tetanus, lockjaw, hand and mouth disease, hand, foot, and mouth disease, mad cow disease, Creutzfelt Jacob Disease (CJD), conjunctivitis, pink-eye, bleeding gums, hemmerhoids, cold sores, canker sores, chicken pox, monkeypox, shingles, vitamin E deficiency, vitamin C deficiency, low blood sugar, gambling addiction, addiction to illegal drugs, addiction to prescription drugs. This product may or may not contribute to the development of the aforementioned conditions in certain individuals. Excessive blood use may cause a condition known colloquially as "blind rage". Observe local laws and ordinances. Observe state and federal laws. Consult hazardous waste team for responsible disposal. Visual or textual depictions of immersion (or "bathing") in Infant's Blood or Virgin's Blood does not imply safety of such activity. Visual or textual depictions of culinary preparation methods ("recipes") does not imply safety of internal consumption of product. Red blood steam may obscure vision. Use extreme caution. This is only a preliminary list of cautionary statements. Please write for full listing. Allow 8-16 weeks for response.
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